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Riddle of Steel
Welcome Riddlers and other interested parties
8 June 2010: Do you like Annal?
Get it??? It's sort of like anal! You know what else is somewhat similar to having something forced painfully into your ass - it really hurts a lot and makes you cry but you do it anyway because you think he'll love you more for it, but then afterwards you just feel dirty? Reading the new Annals of Crom, that's what! Yes, I've taken time out from my usual passtime - beating off stray cats and collecting their emenations to sell to school children as "Craft Glue" - to write my special brand of unique observational humor. Unique in the sense that it's actually just an inferior copy of way funnier stuff that I read on the internet but that I don't think will be tracked down by anyone who is so inept at googling that THIS is the best thing they could find to read.
Next weekend (16-May) I will be participating in a fund-raising walk for the RSPCA and I want you stingy bastards to sponsor me. Every year, the RSPCA rescues billions of tiny kittens and puppies from the ruthless hands of Vietnamese chefs and they need your help to support their important work. For the amount of money that the average WoW player pisses away each month on Celestial Steeds and ninja fucking pandas, you could save the lives of hundreds of innocent kittens, and asshole Possums. More importantly, you could make my sponsorship numbers look better so that I receive the accolades I'm so damn well entitled to.
So please, take some time out of your day and some money out of your credit card and head on over to our sponsorship page. All donations over $2 are tax deductable and all donations over $20 will receive a signed picture of Bountee's cock (donations less than this amount will receive two of them). Below is the link to our team's sponsorship page (for those wondering, the "Natalie" listed on the page is the person from our dog park who set up our account):
Do it for Darth... Do it for the animals... Do it for this little kitty or it dies and it'll be your fault.
07 April 10: Back to 25 Man Raiding Schedule
Hey peoples, and welcome back for all those that left. my sincere apologies for abandoning you all for a while there however all you bastards have done it to me at some point and well my I needed to go for a while. Please to be back and see many of our old guildies come back to revive the 25 man sessions. I think we can all agree that we have made significant success in the first few runs and the desire for people to return is a testiment to the mature and friendly environment that we all contribute to create (except black because he is a cunt and hits on my gf all the time, you just wait till you get a wow wife Ill be emailing pictures of my cock all over the place).
This is the huge testies video I been sprouting about.
01 April 10: Riddle of Steels belated 2nd Birthday
Many of you may not know it but Riddle has now been around for two years and the most part of that we have been a 25 man raiding guild, more over we have been a top end 25 man raiding guild. We may never have been in the number one position however we have always been progressing well. Whats more is we dont have little fuck heads in the guild and our turnover rate is very low. Many of you have been in the guild for over a year some like myself, Darth, Fenix, Dest (Edelyse, prob spelt that wrong) have been in the guild for the full 2 years. I dunno about the rest of you but I think thats pretty fucken awsome most guilds dont last 6 months let alone maintain a core group of players for over a year.
You will notice I have removed Alfies Love Stick from the site Im sure darth will sleep better.
22 August 09: The Guild
The Guild is a parody of the MMO gaming community, no doubt WOW had a lot of influence. These guys are really talented. Not only is this entertaining and particularly appealing to gamers but the way these guys have made use of New Media (aka Web 2.0) is phenomenal. This is a glance into the future of the media and entertainment industry.
Dont Vote for the 'No Longer Necessary' Greens Party
Greens are sexist and racist useless pieces of shit who are no longer needed in this country please dont vote for the wankers everyone else has realised we need to look after the environment so their purpose in politics is now only detrimental. Read their policies they were written without a basis on fact by someone who probably failed year 10.
Dont vote Labour they are going to steel my child and with 50% divorce rate they are also probably going to fuck up the life of someone you care for.
Dont Vote Labour, they have done nothing to support the country, though they did pay out a whole pile of cash to buy peoples votes in the last election. More over the bastards are likely to reverse the already sexists and outright biased family law system to the position it was where 95% of the evidence supported the decisions by the court were detrimental to children. Its bad enough as it is, no need for them to take a step backwards.
Riddle of Steel is an Aman'Thul raiding guild with an excellent social atmosphere. What we lose in progression we make up for in good times laughter and alcohol abuse (seems to be a bit of a contributor to both). We are an adults-only guild and as such are mostly active at night after children have gone to sleep where we take this time to wind down from work and family stresses to go and beat the crap out of our latest rival, who in fact was probably sitting there quite harmlessly flying around in circles in his own little world before 25 armed brutes tore in, shot him out of the sky and started wailing on him with arms and magic. But fuck it we can do that sort of shit!
Riddle came about out of a desire to step away from the arrogant bunch of little kids who would screech epic fail across trade and yell blatant abuse at everyone when they miss out on a piece of loot. As such that sort of behaviour is not tolerated. For more information about our recruitment see Guild Recruitment.
Communication
Riddle of Steel is now on twitter, go here, sign up and start following. And would everyone please put this website in their profile.
